The Boys are Back

Guess who just got back today?
Those wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think those cats are great

They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
I told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy

--The Boys are Back in Town, Thin Lizzy

We are told former Representative Mark Foley (R-FL), maestro of teen e-talk fame, is still under FBI investigation ("Foley Page Investigation Continues.") Florida investigators have "remained tightlipped" on the status of the case. If only Foley had taken their example.

This is the same FBI that still hasn't captured the Anthrax killer of 2001. Also, the same FBI that takes direction from Alberto "Republican #1" Gonzales. Way cool.

Foley's got it made in the shade. Boy Scout summer camps soliciting for counselors should be put on pink alert.