Cloak of a Patriot
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel
--Samuel Johnson (1775)
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This weasel was recently spotted outside of the Crawford, Texas ranch. We hear they can be pretty vicious little critters, and sometimes find themselves at the wrong end of a determined varmint-hunter's barrel. So get a load of this one's get-up.
You may call him a weasel, but he knows which side of the bread is buttered.
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posted by rangeragainstwar at 7:55 PM
5 Comments:
You fool! Didn't you learn anything from the DOD dolphin sonar experiments? These are no willing patriotic volunteers. They will be airdropped onto the strets of Tehran carrying tiny M-16's by year's end!
flinger,
Silly me. . .cats, roaches, now it's come to this.
Man, that pic had me laughing---you see I have pets that look terribly like that: ferrets. And while they are kleptomaniacs deluxe, they are much more honest and straight forward than anyone in this Administration.
And so far....they haven't offered anyone $20 for illicit sex! I KNOW! Maybe we can train my 'stealth woozles' to counter the weasels of doom?
labrys,
I love it--stealthy stoats! They can have their own brigade, and I can see their patch now. . .
Of course, they, too, must go undercover if they are enlisted.
Hope the appeals worked out last night,
L.
Ahah! A new name for the horde...Stealthy stoats! We call them Wild Woozles, Fierce Ferrets, and so forth all the time. Undercover is what they do best.
I have reason to believe our night appeal drew the proper attention. I hope we will see something shaking loose in time that seems "quick" to US.....that whole eternal clock moves soooo slowly.
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