Franschising

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choose option #4 on your keypad for franchise opportunities
--Don't Mess with the Zohan (2007)
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The Doha trade negotiations may have collapsed, but all is not lost: Doha, Qatar, is soon to get their very own Hard Rock Cafe franchise.

Upon next reading the story about the newest al-Qaeda franchise in Algeria, The visual was obvious (Bombings Kill 12 On Second Day of Attacks in Algeria):

"There were no immediate assertions of responsibility for this week's bombings. But analysts said the attacks were almost certainly sponsored by a group known as al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb.

"The organization used to be known as the Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat but changed its name after joining al-Qaeda two years ago."

Capitalism verily is a wondrous thing, praise be to Allah.